We know that Adele’s songs are full of sorrow and despair and all the stuff sad songs are made of but don’t get us wrong; they’re not always devoid of hope. Most young girls would do good in taking on her ‘I'm-too-strong-a-woman-to-pity-mysef-therefore-I-shall-wish-that-bastard-the-best-of-happiness’ attitude from her commercially successful album ‘21’.

But in the midst of all this hurt and suffering, doesn’t a small part of you wonder who this 'bastard' is? This unthinkable monster who conveniently broke the heart of the music industry’s crown jewel, the answer to all things pure? There is every need to hunt down this miserable excuse of a human being who inspired passionate ache within Adele, the cause of a million females sitting at home on a Friday night, sobbing to ‘Someone Like You’. 

The answer has arrived in a strange form of a Twitter account. This man has comically appeared on the social media front to tell his side of the story. With a Twitter bio reading ‘You've heard her side, now hear mine. I'm not a bad guy. I did what I had to do. TRUST ME’, we don’t doubt for a second that he’s Adele’s actual ex-boyfriend.

Having only popped up on Monday and already gaining more than 4,500 followers, here are some of the best Tweets from the account:

- Adele used to sign every email with 'You Are The Weakest Link! Goodbye.'
- Adele was repeatedly confused by the concept of mustard.
- One time a black pen exploded in Adele's mouth and she actively did nothing about it.
- Adele woke me up every morning with a Dutch Oven. She called it her 'Natural Alarm Clock.'

To Adele’s ex-boyfriend, we never knew how much trouble Adele had in conforming to the ideals of a normal girlfriend. But between the both of you, you’re not the one who wrote heartbreaking songs, sold more records than Madonna and won a record-tying six Grammy awards now, are you?

Adele's ex-boyfriend Tweets at twitter.com//AdelesExBF